we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
