scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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