it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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