Sponge bath it is.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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