Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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