WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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