He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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