Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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