he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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