3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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