im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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