quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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