nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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