I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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