If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
