Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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