I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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