Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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