So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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