I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
