No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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