You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
