I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Holy sore nipples Batman
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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