I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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