Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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