You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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