But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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