even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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