Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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