i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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