next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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