ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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