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come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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