So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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