So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
