did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
