normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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