Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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