I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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