is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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