S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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