we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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