Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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