He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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