It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dear god my vagina.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
