Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Randomize
