Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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