It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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