How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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