I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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